After many years of marriage, a man had turned into a "couch potato" was totally inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watch TV all day. The woman was upset because no matter what they have to the attention of man, he would just shrug with some bored comment.
This went on for many months and the woman was boredom, to be crazy. Then one day at a pet store, the woman saw this big, ugly, snorting bird with a hairy chest, powerful hairy forearms, beady eyes and dribble down the side of its mouth.
The shop owner, its fascination for observing the birds, told her it was a special imported "Goony Bird," and it was a very peculiar trait. To demonstrate, he exclaimed, "Goony Bird, in the table!"
Gleich, the Goony bird flew from its perch and with single-minded fury attacked the table and smashed it into hundreds of small pieces with his powerful forearms and claws! To demonstrate some more, the shop owner said: "Goony Bird! Shelf!"
Also, the Goony Bird turned to the pole and demolished it in seconds.
"Wow!" , The woman said, "If this is not my husband draws the attention, nothing!" So she bought the bird and took it home.
When they reached the house, the man was, as usual, sprawled on the sofa guzzling beer and watch the game. "Honey!" Rief, "I have a surprise for you! Goony Bird!"
The man, in his usual bored tone replied: "Goony Bird, my foot!"
This went on for many months and the woman was boredom, to be crazy. Then one day at a pet store, the woman saw this big, ugly, snorting bird with a hairy chest, powerful hairy forearms, beady eyes and dribble down the side of its mouth.
The shop owner, its fascination for observing the birds, told her it was a special imported "Goony Bird," and it was a very peculiar trait. To demonstrate, he exclaimed, "Goony Bird, in the table!"
Gleich, the Goony bird flew from its perch and with single-minded fury attacked the table and smashed it into hundreds of small pieces with his powerful forearms and claws! To demonstrate some more, the shop owner said: "Goony Bird! Shelf!"
Also, the Goony Bird turned to the pole and demolished it in seconds.
"Wow!" , The woman said, "If this is not my husband draws the attention, nothing!" So she bought the bird and took it home.
When they reached the house, the man was, as usual, sprawled on the sofa guzzling beer and watch the game. "Honey!" Rief, "I have a surprise for you! Goony Bird!"
The man, in his usual bored tone replied: "Goony Bird, my foot!"
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