These are supposedly actual signs, which are now at various locations in the United States and the rest of the world.
Sign in a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. "
Sign up in a Moscow hotel on a Russian Orthodox monastery: "You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
Log in to a Hong Kong supermarket: "For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service."
Sign at fast-food place: "PARKING FOR DRIVE-THRU CUSTOMERS ONLY!"
Sign outside of the Hong Kong tailor shop: "Ladies have a fit upstairs."
Sign in a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. "
Sign up in a Moscow hotel on a Russian Orthodox monastery: "You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
Log in to a Hong Kong supermarket: "For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service."
Sign at fast-food place: "PARKING FOR DRIVE-THRU CUSTOMERS ONLY!"
Sign outside of the Hong Kong tailor shop: "Ladies have a fit upstairs."
